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The Fish Of Fortune

"You wouldn't believe the amount of people that actually value the nonsense that comes out of that fish. Come on! It's a fish, for Pete's sake! What would it know about the future?"

 
Informer: Maghar, resident dwarf.

Plunk!

As you throw a copper into the water, the wrinkling waves start to distort the surrounding light, and with some effort (and a lot of good will) you can discern some handwritten words in the shimmering and glittering of the water surface. After only a brief second it's gone, but you think you've seen something like:

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